full disclosure i did NOT play this one myself i watched a playthrough.. hack and slash/beat em up games usually just aren't my thing so i wasn't sure if i'd like it lol. so i don't have anything to say on like the actual quality of gameplay or anything like that. BUUUT i did enjoy it! this game hit levels of juvenile comedy that i haven't had the joys of experiencing since leisure suit larry magna cum laude. for anyone not in the know, to recharge your weapon in this game you have to shake the wii remote/joycon in a way that simulates cranking one out LOL sooo you can guess the kind of humour this game is jam packed with. it was really funny and i liked the characters too! my favourite character (and theme song) award definitely goes to bad girl, i am perpetually a huge fan of girlbosses and she checked all the boxes. my favourite moment in terms of "woah that was insane" was the post-fight cutscene for holly summers and my favourite moment in terms of laughing really hard was the post-fight scene for destroyman. i'm not sure if i'll ever get to checking out the sequels but i did enjoy this a lot! it was a fun way to spend my day :)

this is nowhere near the first time i've played through puyo puyo~n, but it is the first time since creating this page, so i'm giving it an entry. i absolutely love this game, it might be my favourite of the puyo puyo series (though it would be a verryyy close ranking). the art is incredibly beautiful and i love all of the characters' designs, witch is adorable in green and schezo and draco are particular standouts as well. it also has an amazing opening cutscene on par with that of puyo puyo sun's, and i love the music a lot too. OH and the little sprites of the characters doing attacks in the middle of the battle screen!!! they're all so adorable!!!! i'm not too into scratchin' melodii but i'm really glad that the upcoming level against rensa references that. thats OFF TOPIC THOUGH anyway the story is short and sweet and while just based on that it's not a particular favourite of mine i do still like it. my favourite mode to play is definitely mission mode it's fun, mind numbing (in a good way) and it's really cute how the characters will appear and ask you to do things in their own way of speaking. anyway GOOD GAME highly recommend and props to precise museum as always for translating it! our saviours :salute:

i was really excited for zero time dilemma after the ending of vlr, and although ive heard a lot of criticisms of it, i luckily have 0 ability to play or watch something and dislike it (unless its bigoted or something). one thing about this game though is that a more fitting title would be zero budget dilemma because some of these fucking cinematics were so funny with how poor the quality was.. it definitely didnt ruin the game for me or anything, actually i think it enhanced my experience, but it made some things really comedic when they were supposed to be serious (shoutout to every time sigma was in a bad situation and his model was stuck making that dumb ass hurrrr durrrr face). my favourite room of this game was definitely the pantry. the puzzle was simple enough for my caveman brain to figure out by myself and the reveal after the door is opened is INSANE ohhh my god the use of the limbs in the room is so chilling after that. my favourite team in the game was probably C-team, though i loved all three! c-team was just so funny it was perfect to see akane and junpei acting like a divorced couple and carlos being like that "i be like yalll stoppppp" post HAHHAA i also loved junpei being annoying in every cutscene he truly made learning how to progress at the beginning bearable. my favourite characters were junpei, sean, sigma, and diana, but i liked all of them!! and this game did the impossible.........it made me start liking phi. D-team was just the sweetest thing ever after learning the truth about them. i liked q-team, but i have to say that vlr was definitely way better about not making me witness child violence. to be fair it was a lot less graphic than with the adults in the game, but with quark in vlr i don't think he died in ANY route other than from the bombs and rarely witnessed active violence. it just made me really sad yknow? SPEAKING OF QUARK. IN ONE OF THE ROUTES WHERE JUNPEI DIES AND HIS WORD THAT GETS REVEALED IS "QUARK"? ARE YOU KIDDING ME. IM SO SAD. WAHH i really liked ztd. i wish there was a fourth game but alas........... this did wrap up a lot of stuff so yknow. well.. thats it!

i jumped into virtue's last reward immediately after finishing 999 because man was i hooked LOL. i wont lie, phi kind of immediately put me off because her model isn't super.. um.. nice to look at and i kind of found it hard to like her as a character throughout this game. but i perked up when the rest of the cast was introduced! out of the new characters, i really loved luna, quark, and alice, as well as the two returning characters from 999. the rooms didnt leave as strong an impression on me as some of my favourites from the other 2 games, but i did like the infirmary and security room. i did the suggested route of progressing which is moving from left to right on the flowchart, so i started off on luna's route before getting locked out, and man was i stressed out by it because it was my first story lock and i was like....IM GETTING LOCKED ALREADY? HOW MANY DAMN TIMES AM I GONNA GET STOPPED?? and i was right cuz oh my god i swear it took me like so many runs to get an actual character ending and not a game over or story lock. so yeah the storys presentation is a biiit messy cuz by the time you have enough info to go back to a lock you're probably not gonna remember what even happened in that route. but that's not to say the game was bad - i really loved it a lot actually! i was on the edge of my seeaattt!!!! my favourite endings definitely have to be luna's as well as tenmyouji's, as basic as that is because everyone loves those tearjerkers. but theyre so gooddd!!!!! i rarely cry unless it's from laughter but jeez this shit had me in a heap on the floor. at first i was disappointed by the ending not being like... a feel-good one. but in retrospect it definitely makes sense, since the whole thing was a setup for the events of zero time dilemma lol. and i knew that of course, but it didnt make me feel any better LOL. ANYWAYYY good game loved it recommend it

i bought the nonary games on steam during a sale and finally got to playing it! i was a little bit nervous to play nine hours nine persons nine doors because i'm not the sharpest tool in the shed and i did know before buying that it was a puzzle solving/escape room type game which i usually struggle with, but it was actually really enjoyable! that's not to say i didn't have to use guides often though lol but thats my bad. i'm really glad i did though, because otherwise i would have totally messed up by playing the safe ending first LMAOOO literal nightmare scenario. the characters are all really lovable (except for um. that guy, but even then, he was one of my favourites all the way up until playing the safe ending). OH something really funny about that is i went through the 5 door on my first run and i was pissed the ENTIRE game about the safe never getting opened and i finally got what i had been itching for on my 5th ending out of 6, it was literally like the second coming of fucking christ i heard angels singing and shit. my favourite characters were probably clover (obviously), snake, junpei, lotus, and seven. my favourite room was door 8, i was so proud when i was able to solve the whole thing on my own without even a little bit of help lmao baby steps. really awesome game!!! the art is so cute too, i definitely recommend it.